Hey Guys, it's been 
                    an interesting month since we last touched base. So I guess 
                    I'll start at the top!
                    We set off to Imola 
                    on the Monday before the race; it's about 600 km's. So about 
                    7 hrs should cover it, accept if we took any detours which 
                    is always on the cards. So not to far from the track we 
                    called into a little town on the outskirts of Parma which is 
                    obviously famous for their Parma ham and of course Parmesan 
                    cheese. So we just had to call in and sample some, and just 
                    by chance it was dinner time. How fortunate! By the time we 
                    munched down some grub and got back on the road, we didn't 
                    arrive at the track until about midnight. It's not like we 
                    had too much to do the next day anyway.
                    Few days later on 
                    Thursday night SBK had organized a little athletics comp. 
                    between Riders, Teams, Pirelli, and Press etc. It was all 
                    pretty relaxed at first but by the time the first gun went 
                    off for the 100 meters heat everyone began to take a new 
                    look of seriousness. I'd have to say the funniest moment of 
                    the night was when the first runner (Giorgio) of the Pirelli 
                    relay team completely took out the second runner by 
                    completely steam rolling him and not giving up the batten! 
                    And relieving him from most of the skin on his arms. The 
                    second funniest thing was the pissed off look on Vermeulen's 
                    face when we came second in the overall standings of the 
                    night. He even called in the judges to make sure! I think 
                    Gee Bee has photo graphic evidence as well.
                    The next day we were 
                    out on track and I got my first taste of Imola on the 
                    Superbike. Definitely a handful. By race day I was really 
                    starting to find some speed and getting comfortable on the 
                    bike. Unfortunately one lap into the first race my clutch 
                    began to slip and my race was done, so I thought if I hit 
                    the tank really hard it might help. It didn't, so I was 
                    forced to return to the pits. Shit..!
                    The second leg was 
                    rained out and it was time to pack our bags and head over to 
                    Magny Cours for the next race. 
                    
                    Half way to Mangy Cours, we were just passing 
                    Torino and it was coming up on dinner time again so we 
                    decided to take a little detour and discovered this town 
                    called Asti. So we rolled in the bus as far as we could go, 
                    parked up and headed in the rest of the way on foot looking 
                    for a restaurant. The food was perfect and we also realized 
                    that this area is famous for their desert wines. Which just 
                    so happens to be Isabelle's favourite! Bit strange it was 
                    her idea to take this exit, hey. So after a small sampling I 
                    managed to escape with only one box on my shoulder and 
                    retreat back to the bus and get back on the road. The next 
                    day we rolled in to Magny Cours set up and broke out the 
                    cleaning equipment.
                    Friday Morning first 
                    free practice was bloody freezing, it was barely 10°C and we 
                    weren't even the first ones on the track. The last time I 
                    was this cold on a motor cycle was with Jim Moodie on MX 
                    bikes up at the Windmills in the snow in Scotland back in 
                    1998. Brrrrr!  The Pirellis didn't seem to mind the 
                    cold so it was all good, but I did exchanged my fan in the 
                    box for a heater, which was perfect for the hands and toes. 
                    Oh and Isabelle!
                    By the time Sunday 
                    morning warm had rolled by we'd finalized which bike I was 
                    going to ride and make any last minute changes.  I'd 
                    qualified 4th and feeling pretty happy with the 
                    package we had. Race one was probably the best ride Ive had 
                    all year, I had a huge ding dong battle with Toseland the 
                    whole race but on the final lap I made a small mistake and I 
                    was delegated back to 4th mmmm! The second race I 
                    didn't even make it past turn one! I was torpedoed by a 
                    rouge Yamaha, and on his way past I got sucked into his rear 
                    wheel. The next thing I knew I was in the gravel laying on 
                    my back!
                    Both my fore fingers 
                    hurt so much I thought they'd gone missing but after a quick 
                    check I realized they were still there, the next most 
                    painful thing was the family jewels. Wholly shit, I've never 
                    been smashed in the balls so hard in all my life; it 
                    literally took my breath away. I then tried to exit the 
                    scene but I was told to lie still as they tried to remove my 
                    helmet, and were desperate to inspect the back of my head. I 
                    then realized that whole area was a tad numb. I then agreed 
                    to lay still and cover the area with my hand; I didn't want 
                    anything to fall out! 
                    J
                    
                     It turned out that 
                    I had copped a footpeg in the back of my helmet and it also 
                    made it though into my head. It basically tried to scalp me! 
                    Pretty lucky in the end, few internal stiches and half a doz 
                    outside. Oh yer, a cracked rib and a broken foot... 
                    
                    I needed that like a 
                    hole in the head..!
                     So this was the way 
                    my season was to end. It's been a battle all the way, but 
                    things are really starting to make sense and I'm starting to 
                    gel with the bike. From here it's time to head back to 
                    Zurich, lick my wounds and get ready for the test in 
                    Valencia mid November. I'll be back again on the Winston 
                    Superbike in 2006, but I'm not quite sure about my team mate 
                    yet! Maybe it's my sparing partner from Magny Cours!!!! Who 
                    knows!  C ya.